You guys suck at this blog.

everything sounds like coldplay now

It's funny!

I am so hungry.

Q: What do you eat when you have no money and you're camped out at your boyfriend's (empty, he's in Augusta) apartment so you can use the internet?

A: Beer. It's what's for dinner.

Labor Day is coming up and if you want to get me a present,

I'll take one of these really scary fake babies

Thanks guys! I also like compact discs and Golden Girls paraphernalia.

Love,

Kate

From a link a friend sent to me...

...so disturbing, yet so hilarious.
Such is life.

Your Mama

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This is probably distasteful, but I can think of no better example of the perseverance of mediocrity...

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/09/cohn.shot/index.html

Appetite for...that's right, DESTRUCTION!!!!

I'm not entirely sure what is so compelling about you, a dirty 120-lb man ripping apart steel and wood, but I do know this: I'm in love. Right now I'm watching you light your cigarette on a very hot, sparking piece of metal from inside the engine of your bulldozer, and it is utterly charming. Dirty man, how long will I watch you from this roof? Though I know we will never meet, Annihilator of Hearts, I do ask of you one thing--please charge that brick wall right there until it comes crashing down around you, the way the walls of my heart tumbled the day I first saw you break those windows, feral and untamed.